Thursday, October 27, 2005

Big Macs and Godzillas


I must commend the creator of these wonderfully photoshopped images. Damn funny! I am so totally going to try this on someone's photo! Hmm... now I just need to look for that someone... come now my skinny-assed friends.... you can run but you can't hide! Bwaahaaaahaaahaaahaa!


Go here to see vot I am talking about.


http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/terrace/ygv09/haveagiggle/celebs_fat_and_thin/frameset.shtml

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Pasta Fresca


A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:


"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."











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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Singapura oh Singapura


I came across this local forum.


Amusing. Sleazyness at the "Bar" forum. Also take a look at the "Paranormal" forums. And if you have time, the "Lim Li How Virgin Club" forum. Hahahah!


http://www.sgforums.com









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